1. There’s a new queen of YouTube’s Most Viewed of All Time list, and her name is Justin Bieber.

    There’s a new queen of YouTube’s Most Viewed of All Time list, and her name is Justin Bieber.

  2. At first I laughed. I thought it was kinda funny. But then, addiction set in.

    At first I laughed. I thought it was kinda funny.

    But then, addiction set in.

  3. Lifetime Movie or Megadeth Song? →

    Given their shared preoccupation with kidnapping, family dysfunction and untimely death, it’s sort of surprising that Lifetime and Megadeth don’t share more fans. Can you tell the difference between the titles of Lifetime movies and Megadeth songs?

  4. My God, it even has a watermark.

    My God, it even has a watermark.

  5. Looks like those burgers are a tad on the Dark Side.

    Looks like those burgers are a tad on the Dark Side.

  6. Will do.

    Will do.

  7. In “Utter Bullshit News of the Day”, an eight-year-old from Massachusetts was suspended from school and forced to undergo psychological evaluation because he drew a photo depicting Jesus Christ on the cross. The boy drew this when asked by his teacher to “draw something that reminded him of Christmas”. “As far as I’m concerned, they’re violating his religion,” the boy’s father said.

    In “Utter Bullshit News of the Day”, an eight-year-old from Massachusetts was suspended from school and forced to undergo psychological evaluation because he drew a photo depicting Jesus Christ on the cross. The boy drew this when asked by his teacher to “draw something that reminded him of Christmas”.

    “As far as I’m concerned, they’re violating his religion,” the boy’s father said.

  8. Damn, Pixar films in Blu-Ray are really realistic.

    Damn, Pixar films in Blu-Ray are really realistic.

  9. This photo was found on Google Maps, right outside the Tumblr offices. Note to self: Don’t piss off Chris.

    This photo was found on Google Maps, right outside the Tumblr offices. Note to self: Don’t piss off Chris.

  10. Blue, you are not the father!

    Blue, you are not the father!

  11. Made for Taiwanese television, a hypothetical CGI “reenactment” of an alleged late-night dispute between Tiger Woods and his wife, Elin Nordegren, is drawing bemused and perplexed reactions from U.S. bloggers, such as ESPN and TMZ. (via The Week)

  12. Unrelated Captions is a bizarre addition to the internet. Oddly enough, images whose captions have nothing to do with them can be absolutely hilarious- often much funnier than if their captions were relevant. (via Jamie Martin)

    Unrelated Captions is a bizarre addition to the internet. Oddly enough, images whose captions have nothing to do with them can be absolutely hilarious- often much funnier than if their captions were relevant. (via Jamie Martin)

  13. Hardcore unicorn is hardcore.

    Hardcore unicorn is hardcore.

  14. "Meep!" Banned by Principal in Massachusetts School →

    The utterance favored by bungling lab assistant Beaker of “The Muppet Show” has been banned at Danvers High School in Massachusetts after students said it to repeatedly interrupt school.

    Principal Thomas Murray says the word was part of a disruption planned using Facebook.

    The Salem News reports that parents recently got an automated call about “Meep!” from Murray. He warned them that students who said or displayed the word at school could be suspended.

    Murray says the warning was needed because students didn’t heed his “reasonable request” to stop the meeping.

    Danvers High sophomore Melanie Crane says it doesn’t mean anything in particular.

  15. That’s it. I quit the Internet. Obviously, teenage girls don’t care if you’re witty, or intelligent; as long as you have good looks, an extremely squeak voice, and neighborhood squirrels, you can make millions from a fanbase bigger than the Jonas Brothers. If you wanna hear a single from the insanity that is Fred’s Christmas album, click here. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I’ll be busy trying to stop my ears from bleeding.

    That’s it. I quit the Internet. Obviously, teenage girls don’t care if you’re witty, or intelligent; as long as you have good looks, an extremely squeak voice, and neighborhood squirrels, you can make millions from a fanbase bigger than the Jonas Brothers.

    If you wanna hear a single from the insanity that is Fred’s Christmas album, click here. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I’ll be busy trying to stop my ears from bleeding.