1. Walmart Employee: ‘Hello ‘dis be Walmarts, how can I help you?’ Customer: ‘I would like to order a cake for a going away party this week.’ Walmart Employee: ‘What you want on da cake?’ Customer: ‘Best Wishes Suzanne’ and underneath that ‘We will miss you’.

    Walmart Employee: ‘Hello ‘dis be Walmarts, how can I help you?’
    Customer: ‘I would like to order a cake for a going away party this week.’
    Walmart Employee: ‘What you want on da cake?’
    Customer: ‘Best Wishes Suzanne’ and underneath that ‘We will miss you’.

  2. This takes “Cash for Gold” to a whole new level.

    This takes “Cash for Gold” to a whole new level.

  3. Let’s face it; we all have seen the people who obviously don’t have mirrors and/or family and friends to lock them in a basement, and they all seem to congregate at Walmart. It’s not everywhere that you can shop for milk at 10 a.m. next to a 400lb mother of 6 wearing a pink tube top, leopard tights, and hooker heels. Where else can one go to pick up underwear at 3 O’clock in the afternoon and spot the greatest mullet of all time paired with a mustard stained wife beater (which only accents the extreme amount of body hair) and camo pants that were actually used in Vietnam. And if you haven’t run into the 6’2” bull-dyke with a shaved head, rockin a wonder bra, flannel cutoff shirt, and jean shorts at 2 a.m. when you’re there to pick up frozen pizza, chips, and cookies, then you can get the hell out right now.

    — People of Walmart.com