"If you don’t live in America, it’s a new television show. It’s the closing ceremonies of Jerry Seinfeld’s career."

John Green on The Marriage Ref

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The Tonight Show with Jay Leno’s new logo. I may not be behind a Leno Tonight Show, but I know a damn nice typeface when I see one. Read more at idsgn.

Stephen Colbert: Sarah Palin Is A F*cking Retard

Satire: The most potent form of truthiness.

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"Three bears went to a market one afternoon. While they were out, a little girl snuck into their house. Meanwhile at the market, people were flipping out because three bears were in the market. They were shot and killed."

Demetri Martin from the season premier of Important Things with Demetri Martin

"Celebrities usually go on Oprah for these tight, intense interviews for support from the public after they had sex with their father, or married Bobby Brown, or something. Jay Leno went on because they gave him The Tonight Show back, so, please, keep him in your prayers."

Jimmy Kimmel on Jay Leno’s Oprah appearence

Jimmy Fallon and The Roots paid tribute last night to Conan O’Brien, the former host of Late Night, by visiting Studio 6A, Conan’s former studio, now belonging to Dr. Oz.

"If you work really hard, and you’re nice, amazing things will happen."

Conan O’Brien

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Twitter user @studionashvegas posted a TwitPic of his vision for a redesigned NBC logo that combines the Twitter Fail Whale and the NBC peacock to reflect the Internet’s disgust with NBC’s late night fiasco as well as its support of Conan O’Brien.

"We’ve been beating around the proverbial bush for most of the past week, but it’s finally official: Tomorrow will be the last episode of The Tonight Show with Conan O’Brien."

Aaron Bleyaert, the blogger for The Tonight Show with Conan O’Brien, breaking the news of the end of the Tonight Show’s run. I’m with Robin Williams’ on this one.