1. Anyone got suggestions for chillout music? I got a huge ass math final tomorrow that’s been stressing me out. I’ve been failing math all year, so tomorrow’s not going to be pretty. If not music, support/false hope? Anything?

    Did I really just ask the Internet for support on a final? Jesus, what the hell am I doing?

  2. OMG I’M OUTDOORS YOU GUYS IT’S SCARY AND BRIGHT I THINK I SHOULD GO BACK INSIDE.

    OMG I’M OUTDOORS YOU GUYS IT’S SCARY AND BRIGHT I THINK I SHOULD GO BACK INSIDE.

  3. Currently.

    Currently.

    1. My art teacher apparently knows about Tumblr, which is awesome and creepy at the same time.
    2. I registered a Posterous account since Tumblr won’t let me just have a vacant username. It’s like being used to swimming in chocolate, and then swimming in crap; it’s similar, but terrible.
    3. I’m writing this to avoid doing homework. Procrastination procrastination procrastination.

  5. Facebook: “Are you depressed?”

    Sick? Yes. Worried for my educational career? Yes. Loveless? Yes.

    But depressed? AW HELL NAW!

  6. My printer appears to be conspiring against me. This is why we can’t have nice things.*

    *Because they hate me, of course.

  7. It was a beautiful afternoon. The sun was shining brightly, like an angel’s halo. The temperature was a rare treat; neither hot nor cold, perfectly in the middle. With her hand in mine, and a smile upon her face that could melt away the world, I felt that this one moment would stay with me forever, happily in my sub-conscious.

    Then the dead cat flew off of an incoming car’s tire, and landed on her face.

  8. My sister was just angry at my dog and screamed “Why you little…” and jokingly choked her, in resemblance to The Simpsons.

    I’ve taught her so well.

  9. Note: When a woman asks sarcastically if she looks pregnant, don’t reply “No, not really. Maybe a month into it.”

    Lesson learned.

  10. Apparently, my teachers and my principle may or may not be reading my blog. So, here’s a quick PSA, just to stay on their good sides:

    DON’T DO DRUGS STAY IN SCHOOL DON’T SWEAR RESPECT YOUR ELDERS DON’T GET INTO FIGHTS DON’T BE SARCASTIC IN BLOG POSTS NO I’VE SAID TOO MUCH.

  11. Bought both Abbey Road and The White Album remastered.

    My only regret: Not bringing enough money to buy more.

  12. An Open Letter To YouTube

    Dear YouTube,

    I’ve had enough of your bullshit. If there’s going to be a major maintenance downtime that doesn’t allow anyone to view anything, then not only shut the whole site down, but give the users a notice ahead of time. You not some unknown little video-hosting website, you’re a major corporation. I was watching a movie, and during the middle of it, I accidentally closed my browser. When I went back, this appeared:

    All right, I get it, you’re down for maintenance. But why provide a search bar if the site’s down for maintenance? It doesn’t make sense! And this isn’t the first time the site has had glitches. (see also: subscription boxes and video loading issues)

    The only reasons I still use YouTube is because 1) they have one of the best damn communities online, filled with amazing people who are able to do amazing things, and 2) basically everything’s on there. As much as I love Vimeo and Blip.tv, good luck trying to find the Numa Numa guy, or Angry German Kid there.

    So, YouTube, you leave me with two options:

    1. Ditch you entirely, and leave an amazing community.
    2. Put up with your crap… for now.

    You’re lucky that I’m picking the second one.

  13. Grizzly Bear, microwaved pizza, and writing/designing.

    I’m living the hipster life, bitch.