1. IE6 Funeral →

    Internet Explorer Six, resident of the interwebs for over 8 years, died the morning of March 1, 2010 in Mountain View, California, as a result of a workplace injury sustained at the headquarters of Google, Inc. Internet Explorer Six, known to friends and family as “IE6,” is survived by son Internet Explorer Seven, and grand-daughter Internet Explorer Eight.

    Genius.

  2. Me: I swear, if I get poop on my finger, I'm blaming you.
    Kevin: That's what she said.
    Me: Don't make me laugh, I'll end up dropping this turtle tank.
    Kevin: That's what she said.
    Me: Now you're just not making sense.

  3. Buttersafe.

    Buttersafe.

  4. Now, why does this concern me? If Jay can take Conan’s job, then Conan can take Jimmy’s job. And if Conan can take Jimmy’s job, then Jimmy can come back here, and I really don’t want to do a sketch every one-to-three weeks.

    — Seth Meyers on how NBC is screwing Conan over

  5. Adult Swim's Offer to Conan →

    Well, at least it’s something to think about.

  6. The Michael Cera Method: Make awkward face, hold for seven years (via Cracked)

    The Michael Cera Method: Make awkward face, hold for seven years (via Cracked)

  7. Nicholas Cage as Everyone →

    Once and a while, a website comes along that changes your life.

    This isn’t one of those websites, but it’s pretty damn funny.

  8. WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW, SCI-FI FANS?

    WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW, SCI-FI FANS?

  9. Left-Handed Toons.

    Left-Handed Toons.

  10. My God, it even has a watermark.

    My God, it even has a watermark.

  11. Avatar: The Making of the Bootleg

  12. Ghost Of Christmas Future Taunts Children With Visions Of PlayStation 5 →

    Bored with scaring elderly misers, the Ghost of Christmas Future is spending the holiday season taunting modern children with visions of Christmas 2016’s hottest toy: the Sony PlayStation 5, a 2,048-bit console featuring a 45-Ghz trinary processor, CineReal graphics booster with 2-gig biotexturing, and an RSP connector for 360-degree online-immersion play.

  13. “So. China. It appears we have something you want. What will it be, China? Forgive our eight hundred billion dollar debt, or the panda bear gets it.” - John Hodgman

    “So. China. It appears we have something you want. What will it be, China? Forgive our eight hundred billion dollar debt, or the panda bear gets it.” - John Hodgman

  14. Great job at creating a belief in the goodness of humanity, Wikipedia.

    Great job at creating a belief in the goodness of humanity, Wikipedia.

  15. Real baby is not amused.

    Real baby is not amused.