1. BRB, making mashed potatoes.

    BRB, making mashed potatoes.

  2. Chris Illuminati: When we have leftover dinner, the “permanent roommate” packs us both a lunch. Since they look identical, she started leaving a Post-It note so I would know which lunch was mine. At first they just said Chris but I guess she got bored with just writing my name. She started writing funny messages. I saved my favorites.

    Chris Illuminati:

    When we have leftover dinner, the “permanent roommate” packs us both a lunch. Since they look identical, she started leaving a Post-It note so I would know which lunch was mine. At first they just said Chris but I guess she got bored with just writing my name. She started writing funny messages. I saved my favorites.

  3. Sweethearts, the heart-shaped conversation candies that bill themselves as the official love candy, have unveiled new technology-driven expressions for Valentine’s Day. Because there’s nothing more romantic then whoring out your internet persona.

    Sweethearts, the heart-shaped conversation candies that bill themselves as the official love candy, have unveiled new technology-driven expressions for Valentine’s Day. Because there’s nothing more romantic then whoring out your internet persona.

  4. Anonymous asked: Do geckos get diahreah if i feed them too much Froot Loops? Or is that just a myth?

    Total myth. However, Honey Nut Cheerios is another story; they give diarrhea to anyone who eats them.

    And there goes another sponsorship…

  5. loveclaire asked: If you were a pancake, what kind of pancake would you be?

    Microwaved for five minutes, doused in syrup, and a square of butter on top of me.

    … ladies.

  6. Elspeth Jane investigates the viral onomatopoeia phenomenon known as “nomming” for Know Your Meme. (via Rocketboom)

  7. Advertising is the only thing that Burger King can do right.

    Advertising is the only thing that Burger King can do right.

  8. “Donut Seeds” by Jason Fulford.

    “Donut Seeds” by Jason Fulford.

  9. Walmart Employee: ‘Hello ‘dis be Walmarts, how can I help you?’ Customer: ‘I would like to order a cake for a going away party this week.’ Walmart Employee: ‘What you want on da cake?’ Customer: ‘Best Wishes Suzanne’ and underneath that ‘We will miss you’.

    Walmart Employee: ‘Hello ‘dis be Walmarts, how can I help you?’
    Customer: ‘I would like to order a cake for a going away party this week.’
    Walmart Employee: ‘What you want on da cake?’
    Customer: ‘Best Wishes Suzanne’ and underneath that ‘We will miss you’.

  10. Till death do we part for the zombie apocalypse.

    Till death do we part for the zombie apocalypse.

  11. Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger sent out a precious twitpic today, followed with the caption, “This is how I start my day.” Although the left-leaning denizens of the Bay Area are technically supposed to loathe him, he sure makes it difficult when he does adorable stuff like fashioning a smiley face in his oatmeal bowl.

    Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger sent out a precious twitpic today, followed with the caption, “This is how I start my day.”

    Although the left-leaning denizens of the Bay Area are technically supposed to loathe him, he sure makes it difficult when he does adorable stuff like fashioning a smiley face in his oatmeal bowl.

  12. Don’t worry. They’re for children.

    Don’t worry. They’re for children.

  13. Joe Bauldoff: Tellart intern Mike Clare has created a recipe and tutorial for Augmented Reality Cookies.

    Joe Bauldoff:

    Tellart intern Mike Clare has created a recipe and tutorial for Augmented Reality Cookies.

  14. Would anyone want a Rick Roll?

    Would anyone want a Rick Roll?

  15. God: Now in Sour Strawberry and Awesome Apple

    God: Now in Sour Strawberry and Awesome Apple