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<rss version="2.0"><channel><atom:link rel="hub" href="http://tumblr.superfeedr.com/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom"/><description>Nonsense curated by Shane Adams, a fiction writer from Philadelphia.</description><title>Psychotic Robot</title><generator>Tumblr (3.0; @shaneblog)</generator><link>http://shaneblog.com/</link><item><title>Congratulations | MGMT
This may be my favorite (or, at least,...</title><description>&lt;embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" src="http://shaneblog.com/swf/audio_player.swf?audio_file=http://www.tumblr.com/audio_file/444129743/tumblr_kz6zznDqlE1qzpcf6&amp;color=FFFFFF" height="27" width="207" quality="best"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Congratulations&lt;/strong&gt; | MGMT&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;This may be my favorite (or, at least, most anticipated) album of 2010, and it’s not even out yet. This track is some of the best new music I’ve heard in a long time.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://shaneblog.com/post/444129743</link><guid>http://shaneblog.com/post/444129743</guid><pubDate>Fri, 12 Mar 2010 18:30:00 -0500</pubDate><category>music</category><category>mgmt</category></item><item><title>Bill Carter for NYTimes.com’s Media Decoder blog:

The...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kz54vbFQJu1qzpcf6o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Bill Carter for &lt;a href="http://mediadecoder.blogs.nytimes.com/2010/03/11/conan-obrien-announces-details-of-his-national-tour/"&gt;NYTimes.com’s Media Decoder blog&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;The fans of Conan O’Brien will not have to wait much longer — though they may have to wait in long lines — to see their favorite late-night comedian perform again: Starting April 12 in Eugene, Oregon, O’Brien’s 30-city tour — with national and international stops — is on.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;And if the title is any indication, the tour will also be sending a message about how O’Brien and his Team Coco feels about his abrupt departure from NBC’s “Tonight Show” in January. The title? “The Legally Prohibited From Being Funny on Television Tour”.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://shaneblog.com/post/442030873</link><guid>http://shaneblog.com/post/442030873</guid><pubDate>Thu, 11 Mar 2010 18:21:00 -0500</pubDate><category>comedy</category></item><item><title>Mozilla Rejects MetaLab, Then Steals Design</title><description>Mozilla Rejects MetaLab, Then Steals Design: We get ripped off a lot. I often spot a button image...</description><link>http://shaneblog.com/post/438041574</link><guid>http://shaneblog.com/post/438041574</guid><pubDate>Tue, 09 Mar 2010 21:24:44 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>State of the Internet, a motion type presentation by the Jess3...</title><description>&lt;object type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="300" data="http://vimeo.com/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=9641036&amp;server=vimeo.com&amp;fullscreen=1&amp;show_title=1&amp;show_byline=0&amp;show_portrait=0&amp;color=00ADEF"&gt;&lt;param name="quality" value="best" /&gt;&lt;param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always" /&gt;&lt;param name="allowfullscreen" value="true" /&gt;&lt;param name="scale" value="showAll" /&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://vimeo.com/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=9641036&amp;server=vimeo.com&amp;fullscreen=1&amp;show_title=1&amp;show_byline=0&amp;show_portrait=0&amp;color=00ADEF" /&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.vimeo.com/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=9641036&amp;server=www.vimeo.com&amp;show_title=1&amp;show_byline=0&amp;show_portrait=0&amp;color=00ADEF&amp;fullscreen=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" allowscriptaccess="always" width="400" height="300"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;State of the Internet&lt;/i&gt;, a motion type &lt;a href="http://vimeo.com/channels/nicetype#9641036"&gt;presentation&lt;/a&gt; by the Jess3 agency of mostly mind-blowing statistics from the big social networks during 2009. (via &lt;a href="http://matthewbuchanan.name/post/436442412/state-of-the-internet"&gt;Matthew Buchanan&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://shaneblog.com/post/437427001</link><guid>http://shaneblog.com/post/437427001</guid><pubDate>Tue, 09 Mar 2010 16:04:54 -0500</pubDate><category>internet</category></item><item><title>"I know there are kids out there that don’t have that support system so if you’re out..."</title><description>“I know there are kids out there that don’t have that support system so if you’re...</description><link>http://shaneblog.com/post/434584650</link><guid>http://shaneblog.com/post/434584650</guid><pubDate>Mon, 08 Mar 2010 07:43:00 -0500</pubDate><category>quotes</category></item><item><title>Missed The Boat | Modest Mouse
Their entire album, We Were Dead...</title><description>&lt;embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" src="http://shaneblog.com/swf/audio_player.swf?audio_file=http://www.tumblr.com/audio_file/432905539/tumblr_kyxg7jbuj31qzpcf6&amp;color=FFFFFF" height="27" width="207" quality="best"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;Missed The Boat&lt;/b&gt; | Modest Mouse&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Their entire album, We Were Dead Before The Ship Even Sank, is an oldie but a goodie. Exactly what I need to finish this pile of crap called “work”.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://shaneblog.com/post/432905539</link><guid>http://shaneblog.com/post/432905539</guid><pubDate>Sun, 07 Mar 2010 14:45:19 -0500</pubDate><category>music</category><category>modest mouse</category></item><item><title> 
We view our world in black and white.
We’re blind to the...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kyufcomt4Q1qzpcf6o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;span&gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;We view our world in black and white.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;We’re blind to the outside world around us. We only see our lives; we don’t live others lives, nor do we understand how every individual lives.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Outside of out simple, black and white life is a wide array of color: shades of red, and blue, and green, that we will never experience. Unless, of course, we take a risk.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;We can expand our horizons by expanding our world. We can explore, we can leave our safe zones, we can run free. There’s nothing stopping us. All we have to do is want to see the color of others’ worlds.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;small&gt;Photo credit: “&lt;a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/311/3166182998/"&gt;Portland [Black &amp; White]&lt;/a&gt;” by &lt;span&gt;&lt;a href="http://flickr.com/photos/311/"&gt;&lt;b&gt;Andre Peniche&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/small&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://shaneblog.com/post/429563900</link><guid>http://shaneblog.com/post/429563900</guid><pubDate>Fri, 05 Mar 2010 23:34:00 -0500</pubDate><category>tumblr52</category><category>tumblr52-9</category><category>photography</category></item><item><title>
Twitter: The Criterion Collection
What if Twitter… came to...</title><description>&lt;object type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="300" data="http://vimeo.com/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=9917412&amp;server=vimeo.com&amp;fullscreen=1&amp;show_title=1&amp;show_byline=0&amp;show_portrait=0&amp;color=00ADEF"&gt;&lt;param name="quality" value="best" /&gt;&lt;param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always" /&gt;&lt;param name="allowfullscreen" value="true" /&gt;&lt;param name="scale" value="showAll" /&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://vimeo.com/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=9917412&amp;server=vimeo.com&amp;fullscreen=1&amp;show_title=1&amp;show_byline=0&amp;show_portrait=0&amp;color=00ADEF" /&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.vimeo.com/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=9917412&amp;server=www.vimeo.com&amp;show_title=1&amp;show_byline=0&amp;show_portrait=0&amp;color=00ADEF&amp;fullscreen=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" allowscriptaccess="always" width="400" height="300"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;a href="http://vimeo.com/9917412"&gt;Twitter: The Criterion Collection&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;What if Twitter… came to life?&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;We asked some of our friends to film their favorite tweets. We didn’t care how they did it. They could read it. They could act it. They could do it with puppets. Whatever they wanted. The only rules were it had to be a tweet written by someone else and it had to contain the entire tweet and nothing but the tweet.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;This is what they gave us.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;We hope you enjoy it.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://twitter.com/poeks"&gt;@poeks&lt;/a&gt; &amp; &lt;a href="http://twitter.com/sween"&gt;@sween&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Fantastic. In fact, pure genius.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://shaneblog.com/post/427133094</link><guid>http://shaneblog.com/post/427133094</guid><pubDate>Thu, 04 Mar 2010 19:23:00 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>OK Go’s music video for “This Too Shall Pass”,...</title><description>&lt;object width="400" height="336"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/qybUFnY7Y8w&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/qybUFnY7Y8w&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.okgo.net/"&gt;OK Go&lt;/a&gt;’s &lt;a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qybUFnY7Y8w"&gt;music video&lt;/a&gt; for “This Too Shall Pass”, off of their new album &lt;i&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.amazon.com/Blue-Colour-Sky-OK-Go/dp/B002VT4UDG"&gt;Of the Blue Colour of the Sky&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/i&gt;, has gone viral. And with good reason: the elaborate &lt;a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rube_Goldberg_machine"&gt;Rube Goldberg machine&lt;/a&gt; shown off is yet another example of the band’s breathtaking &lt;a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pv5zWaTEVkI"&gt;creative video format&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://shaneblog.com/post/427021960</link><guid>http://shaneblog.com/post/427021960</guid><pubDate>Thu, 04 Mar 2010 18:21:39 -0500</pubDate><category>ok go</category><category>video</category></item><item><title>@conanobrien:
This is how many people it took to write...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kyoekf12rx1qzpcf6o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://twitter.com/ConanOBrien/status/9889419456"&gt;@conanobrien&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;This is how many people it took to write today’s tweet: “Jumbo” shrimp? WTF!!&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://shaneblog.com/post/422756771</link><guid>http://shaneblog.com/post/422756771</guid><pubDate>Tue, 02 Mar 2010 17:31:27 -0500</pubDate><category>twitter</category></item><item><title>"If you don’t live in America, it’s a new television show. It’s the closing..."</title><description>“If you don’t live in America, it’s a new television show. It’s the closing...</description><link>http://shaneblog.com/post/420913424</link><guid>http://shaneblog.com/post/420913424</guid><pubDate>Mon, 01 Mar 2010 20:15:26 -0500</pubDate><category>television</category></item><item><title>Layered. (via shaneblog)
I found some photos from the last...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kykz1snkYL1qzpcf6o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Layered. (via &lt;a href="http://flickr.com/photos/shaneblog"&gt;shaneblog&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I found &lt;a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/shaneblog/archives/date-posted/2010/02/26/"&gt;some photos&lt;/a&gt; from the &lt;a href="http://shaneblog.com/post/382334068"&gt;last blizzard&lt;/a&gt; that have been wasting around on my hard drive, so I threw them up on Flickr.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://shaneblog.com/post/418849650</link><guid>http://shaneblog.com/post/418849650</guid><pubDate>Sun, 28 Feb 2010 21:03:27 -0500</pubDate><category>winter</category><category>photography</category></item><item><title>Joan Miró.</title><description>&lt;img src="http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kyf01q9ZHF1qz4hjyo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://butdoesitfloat.com/280527/Somewhere-between-abstraction-and-figuration"&gt;Joan Miró&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://shaneblog.com/post/413796742</link><guid>http://shaneblog.com/post/413796742</guid><pubDate>Fri, 26 Feb 2010 15:13:00 -0500</pubDate><category>artwork</category></item><item><title>My Name is Jonas | Weezer
Oh, classic Weezer. How I wish I could...</title><description>&lt;embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" src="http://shaneblog.com/swf/audio_player.swf?audio_file=http://www.tumblr.com/audio_file/411862628/tumblr_kyf4jnfAsr1qzpcf6&amp;color=FFFFFF" height="27" width="207" quality="best"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;My Name is Jonas&lt;/b&gt; | Weezer&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Oh, classic Weezer. How I wish I could just listen to you on repeat forever.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://shaneblog.com/post/411862628</link><guid>http://shaneblog.com/post/411862628</guid><pubDate>Thu, 25 Feb 2010 17:16:00 -0500</pubDate><category>music</category><category>weezer</category></item><item><title>I looked out the window of our minivan for the first time in two...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kydh6kpMSl1qzpcf6o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;I looked out the window of our minivan for the first time in two hours, since we were going on vacation. We were heading toward the Golden Gate Bridge on a rainy, cold afternoon, when, for the first time in my life, I gasped out of absolute shock. I know, I know. Why gasp at a bridge? I mean, it’s only a bridge; it’s not like it was the first time in my life I’d seen a bridge. And it wasn’t. Instead, it was what was happening on the bridge that shocked me.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;There was a man, about in his mid-thirties, being held back by two older gentlemen. He was only wearing a white tank-top and jeans, with crazy hair and bloodshot eyes. He was screaming ridiculously, trying to get out of the men’s arms.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;“Let me do it,” he kept yelling at the guards. “Let me jump, you bastards!”&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;We had been learning in class about California’s history, and the fact that the Golden Gate Bridge was the most popular place to commit suicide in the world had came up. The teacher handled it with ease, except when one girl who sat in the back row asked a simple question:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;“Why?”&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;The teacher stopped dead in her tracks. She didn’t have an honest answer for the girl.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;“Well,” she finally began, trying to state of an understandable explanation. “We have structure to our lives. We’re built on the foundation of our family, friends, and others we depend on, much like the bridge itself is. With time, we grow, and develop ourselves, and our “bridge” grows in size, until we hit a monumental moment, until we reach the sky.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;“Some people, however, aren’t built on a good foundation, or some have something else they come across that weakens their foundation. They can’t handle the pressure being put upon them, on their bridge, and the bridge comes crashing down, comes to an end. We can try prevent the crashes, of course, but sometimes they’ll happen, and they’ll just come crashing down anyway.”&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I sat there, in the minivan, staring at the man. He was now on his knees, sobbing into his tank-top, with one guard still holding on to him. The other was on the phone, talking to someone. He then put the man on the phone, which caused him to be even more hysterical. The man finally calmed down, hugged the guards, and was escorted back to his car.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I thought about what my teacher said about the bridges, and the structure they needed. She had said that the foundation was the problem, and that, sometimes, you couldn’t stop the bridge from coming down. And, though that may be true, you can always rebuild.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;small&gt;Photo credit: “&lt;u&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/noesym/1339549076/"&gt;Golden Gate Warning&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/u&gt;” by &lt;u&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/noesym/"&gt;noesym&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/u&gt;&lt;/small&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://shaneblog.com/post/410035012</link><guid>http://shaneblog.com/post/410035012</guid><pubDate>Wed, 24 Feb 2010 19:54:00 -0500</pubDate><category>fiction</category><category>tumblr52</category><category>tumblr52-8</category></item><item><title>Admiral Ackbar as Ole Miss Mascot</title><description>Admiral Ackbar as Ole Miss Mascot: Ole Miss has been the subject of plenty of weird college football...</description><link>http://shaneblog.com/post/409799931</link><guid>http://shaneblog.com/post/409799931</guid><pubDate>Wed, 24 Feb 2010 17:44:16 -0500</pubDate><category>sports</category><category>star wars</category></item><item><title>The Daily What:

Masashi Kawamura’s “Rainbow In Your Hand” flip...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kyblfwwZG91qzpwi0o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://thedw.us/post/407913013/flip-book-of-the-day-masashi-kawamuras-rainbow"&gt;The Daily What&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Masashi Kawamura’s “&lt;a href="http://www.masa-ka.com/html/rainbow.html"&gt;Rainbow In Your Hand&lt;/a&gt;” flip book does as advertised.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://shaneblog.com/post/407919776</link><guid>http://shaneblog.com/post/407919776</guid><pubDate>Tue, 23 Feb 2010 19:34:43 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>IE6 Funeral</title><description>IE6 Funeral: 
Internet Explorer Six, resident of the interwebs for over 8 years, died the morning of...</description><link>http://shaneblog.com/post/406238917</link><guid>http://shaneblog.com/post/406238917</guid><pubDate>Mon, 22 Feb 2010 22:45:00 -0500</pubDate><category>humor</category><category>internet</category></item><item><title>"Writers tend to work early in the morning, or late at night, when brains are naturally able to focus..."</title><description>“Writers tend to work early in the morning, or late at night, when brains are naturally able...</description><link>http://shaneblog.com/post/405939479</link><guid>http://shaneblog.com/post/405939479</guid><pubDate>Mon, 22 Feb 2010 20:19:00 -0500</pubDate><category>writing</category></item><item><title>Bill Amend.</title><description>&lt;img src="http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ky76nhXC9M1qzpcf6o1_500.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.foxtrot.com/2010/02/02212010/"&gt;Bill Amend&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://shaneblog.com/post/402753258</link><guid>http://shaneblog.com/post/402753258</guid><pubDate>Sun, 21 Feb 2010 10:21:17 -0500</pubDate><category>comics</category><category>movies</category></item></channel></rss>
