Why Sharks Are Better Than Cats

• Sharks don’t leave dead birds on your doorstep.
• You don’t have to clean a shark’s litterbox.
• Sharks actually are dangerous. THEY CAN EAT YOU.
• Sharks have a whole week devoted to them on Discovery Channel.
• Sharks don’t just lay around the house and sleep. SHARKS ACTUALLY DO SHIT.
• Sharks aren’t afraid of the water.